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I Neither Agree or Disagree With the Statement Below
Not having an opinion about most things is better for your mental health than having an opinion about most things.
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Whore of Judea
I experienced a subtle carbon monoxide poisoning hereโ€”my best last-minute papers came to life in this haze, and somehow, I kept returning.
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October 2024

How to Efficiently Secure a Marriage (for Women of Moderate to High Attractiveness)
Hello Everyone,
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The Sheltering Sky
Apologies, it was a Berber prostitute not a Bedouin prostitute.
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September 2024

I Moved to an Ovarian Graveyard
& I'm looking for a sublet (in Manhattan)
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Rib of Resentment
A tight-lipped, collagen-thinned woman bares herself through cold eyes, seething at relative youth, mobility, and beauty.
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The Arts of Ishtar
After the breakup, Benโ€™s place became a hollow, unbearable thing.
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An Update
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2:18
Shit My Mom Told Me In Confidence
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August 2024

Cheesecake Yurt
We drove through what I thought was Winnipeg, or perhaps a semblance thereofโ€”maybe a suburb of Saskatoon, Fargo, or even Minneapolis.
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How I Failed to be a Slut at AIPAC
Was barely attending class.
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A Moving Letter
For Connie??
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