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Magane's avatar

"There's something very libidinal about deportation"

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Mako's avatar

Shawty you easily a NY 5.35 these other niggas Lying

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Barsley's avatar

That was excellent. Brava!

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Rooster C's avatar

We need to make sure that you and Sophie never connect. There would be some sort of libidinal arc fire created which would doom all free-thinking men. So there’s that.

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Bimbo Ubermensch's avatar

da fuq is a Sophie?

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Rooster C's avatar

Sophie is a gentile-ish version of you. Same wiseassery and not taking herself too seriously but having an awareness of her effect on the male psyche. You must be kept apart. Like the cheesy 70’s movie The Forbin Project. The American Computer and the Commie Computer. If you make contact with each other. All is lost.

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Yosef Hirsh's avatar

eh she is jewish

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Bimbo Ubermensch's avatar

I must meet here. Where does she live?

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Rooster C's avatar

Try PhiloSophie

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Rooster C's avatar

A Sophie/Bimbo U podcast would warp dimensions

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Rooster C's avatar

In Substack. She could be anywhere. And She may or may not be a she. She is elusive and mockingly hilarious. I would actually pay admission to sit at a nearby table while you shot down the approachers.

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Raffles's avatar

Lovely eyebrows

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Zack's avatar

You’re definitely not a New York four, you’re definitely a 10 in Miami or New York❤️

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Codebra's avatar

The untutored 150 IQ in the body of a nubile. Brings back memories of Michelle Tardiff. A 5’10” China doll who spoke 5 languages, on the catwalk in Paris at 17, dead from heroin in an American rock star’s home by 30.

Don’t do that part.

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Kevin Vail's avatar

People always think they are unique, they’re just not. The most NPC bots of them all thinks he/she is so special and unique, it’s an absurdity.

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Itsuki Matsumura's avatar

You're not going to make enough sandwiches and fulfill your kitchen duties by laying on your back and talking into a camera. Now get up and put your apron on and get to the kitchen where you belong... Chop chop. There's work to be done.

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Bimbo Ubermensch's avatar

You sound poor

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Itsuki Matsumura's avatar

It really doesn't matter how I sound. It just matters that you know your proper place.

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Bimbo Ubermensch's avatar

Eww, if you had the ability to wield any substantive power or get any woman to cede to you, you wouldn’t be LARPing online.

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Itsuki Matsumura's avatar

It has nothing to do with me or women's behavior to me. It is just you knowing your place in this wonderful world. That is the joy of women's enlightenment. Realizing their subserservient positions in the grand scheme of humanity. Good luck with that. Tata.......

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Bimbo Ubermensch's avatar

Yeah, but not subservient to you dawg. Lmao you would’ve been a serf.

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Itsuki Matsumura's avatar

You really don't know how to read. That's understandable, being a woman at all. Your role as a human female has nothing to do with me. It is just who you are regardless of my part in it. So now go out there and be the subservient and compliant woman that you were created to be. Good luck. Make sure you wear your uniform as well.

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Patrick M Kehoe's avatar

Rhetorical Sidebar: S, why are you floating?

(Stay well)

:)

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VK's avatar

I love your hair lady!! nice one...

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JD's avatar

I like seeing you answer questions from that POV, has an old school, "No female comedians" vibe.

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Sotiris Rex's avatar

“You are a vulgar materialist” sounds a lot like surmising people’s personalities.

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Bimbo Ubermensch's avatar

i didn’t say other people didn’t have personalities. i just said that i don’t have a personality. there is nothing contradictory here.

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Sotiris Rex's avatar

You deflect. I said something completely different to what you though you were responding to

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Bimbo Ubermensch's avatar

I’m not deflecting.

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ProlificMichael's avatar

my goddess

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Jaap STIJL's avatar

Unexpectedly defenestrated

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Noprez's avatar

Ever twerked

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