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How to Efficiently Secure a Marriage (for Women of Moderate to High Attractiveness)

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How I Failed to be a Slut at AIPAC

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Wasted ABQ Summer

You used to be the embodiment of the color yellow—radiant—warm—obnoxious to some/ But now—after all these years—you seem to be a glacial blue …

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AirbnBuchenwald

I sat criss-cross applesauce on the verdant mound in front of my little brother’s elementary school growing up, fixated on a macramé blanket laid out…

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